Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.

Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.

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End of Story

A phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that.

If you took my shit I am gonna kill you, end of story.

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Leg-end

Very much like bell end but to be used when bell end cant be

Mum "So what do you think of Bob"

Boy "Bit of a Leg-end aint he"

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Game end

A word that show that u take no heck about what words u say even if it makes the kids get very ticked about your bad language or a what low life p words say instead of death kill or sacrifice

Wow that was epic those epic gamers got game ended

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st-end

someone who is so amazing, incredible, awesome, smart, "lame", funny, and pretty much frkin perfect.

- the guardian of tequito
- st-end
- the other lina

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end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

The above is the example

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dog end

a dog end is the tastiest part of a cigarette as far as most tramps in nottingham are concerned. to find one a tramp, someone like my mate the freak, would go to a bus station or hospital and wait like a vulture for every dog end of every smoker around. people like this get millions of pounds in benefits each week but they never buy cigarettes just fag papers to roll up their latest dirty nubs

if only you could see my ash tray freak, it is full of cleaner dog ends

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