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The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pictures of kittens or other small cats. Can be used with baby skunks or squirrels as well.
"Have an unsolicited kit pic."
" He's so cute! "
A very famous meme in Brawl Stars. In worlds 2024, in the 1st set of the 2nd quarterfinals match, which was HMBLE vs Pioneers, coach of Pioneers Filip47 told Secondbest to pick the brawler Kit, shocking everyone. Secondbest swapped with Juan Carlos, meaning that he would play Kit instead. Pioneers was easily defeated and Juan Carlos got 0 kills and 11 dps.
Person 1: What was the worst fail in worlds 2024?
Person 2: Juan Carlos Kit and it isnt even close.
A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank
Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything
Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
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it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers
Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..