squirrel master

the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.

Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?

guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"

Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"

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Bait the Master

A common mis-use of the word Masturbate, when reversed it says Bate Mastur.

Guy 1-"I'm going to go Bait the Master tonight!"
Guy 2-"Why are you telling me this?"

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slave and master

Kinky sexual acts doing with controling your partner.

"Tonight I want some S&M! I'll be the master ;)"

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master chief

The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.

And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.

Master Chief-"I'm the shit"

Every1 in world-"we know!"

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durry master

some one who smokes proficiently, chain smoker

durry is a term for a smoke if ya dont know

"hey any of you guys got a smoke"
"nah go ask the durry master he'll have one"

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Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.

Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!

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Lick Master

an intense licker. can move tongue 5mph.

That chicks tongue was amazing! She was such a lick master!

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