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Middle School

Most pointless years of any child's life. In this period of time, most children become meaner and more social media platforms become more offensive. Most of the teachers who work in such schools are either underqualified, or may be biased. It is like the definition of the word hell.

She set off to her first day of middle school, unaware of it's horrors.

by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020


Fiddle the middle

Female masterbation

After a long stressful day, Cindy was looking forward to relaxing in bed; fiddle the middle then falling asleep.

by mtelles May 29, 2021


Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.

Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?

by kati9 December 04, 2021


Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.

Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest

by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022


mccleskey middle

all of the kids there are either gay, or homophobic no in between. band>>> and i hate u all

mccleskey middle school sucks balls

by shutuppls69 January 18, 2022


Middle island

A town located in Suffolk County Long Island, NY. There’s a lot of trees and deer. Not much to do besides smoke, drink, then visit another town that’s less boring. No good restaurants. You have to have a car to go anywhere.

Person 1: we have to drive through middle island to get to the outlets in Riverhead.

Person 2: middle island? Never heard of it. Wait I think we just drove through it without even realizing.

by Scruffily September 26, 2020


Middle Class

A living standard some 75% of Americans think they’re at, but it’s a relevant term. In terms of income, some are college educated people with professional white-collar jobs that are single that live in simple one bedroom apartments, but many tradesman that barely finished high school that have families live in a comfortable home in the suburbs, but can’t afford much more than a mortgage and enough food to eat. And you have union tradesmen making more money than accountants and engineers, but most of them don’t live at the same level because of their mentality. In reality, the middle class are college-educated, work white-collar occupations above a secretary or bank clerk, but not physicians or attorney’s, live in a tract home in the suburbs, two cars usually at least one an SUV or Minivan, have a pedigree dog, favorite restaurants are Starbucks, Red Robin, or Chili’s, their kids are highly monitored and in at least one extracuricular activity, their church is usually anything but Roman Catholic, Hardshell Baptist, or Pentecostal, and vacations at least once a year, usually places like Disney World. Many living in mountain climates enjoy skiing or snowboarding in their leisure time and coastal climates the beach.

They are a middle class family. He’s a project manager and his wife a school teacher. Their kids all get good grades and enrolled in soccer. Their home is a two story 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath with a playroom and over 3,000 square feet.

by waspcoloredstain March 06, 2018