A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
living legend . panic! at the discos guitarist since 2018 . corgi lover . lives his best life on stage with nicole row and brendon urie . would also let him throw me into a wall .
mike naran? legend
its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren
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The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.
girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face
Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!
I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".