A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.
Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!
Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.
Jacob: It wasn't me!'
Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!
1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.
2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."
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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
When you are smoking weed before you go to bed.
Nettings at Solvang
obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.
"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."
1. The laziest most good-for-nothing individual to ever walk God's green Earth.
It’s a game we’re you use fishing nets and one ball and try to pass the line to the other team but try not to let the ball get to your side
Come on Audrey let’s play net ball!
Okay one sec Keighley!