A parody of the 2008 song "In The Ayer" by Flo Rida made by youtube sensation Nigahiga.
lyrics:
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.
Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!
Chorus (x2)
Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!
Chorus (x2)
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When a person gets very intoxicated, usually off whiskey, without anyone else noticing. This usually occurs after a hard and long break up and results in a night of vomiting.
-George was a real Whiskey ninja last night!
-I know he drank half the bottle
-Whiskey NINJA!
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Ninja is an acronym which stands for No Income, No Job, No Assets. It is used to describe recent college graduates age 22 - 30 who are expected to create lives for themselves in a deadbeat economy. Coined by Michael Douglas' character in the movie Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.
The Ninja Generation is expected to make something from nothing
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The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!
While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!
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N. A person who loves to dance, eat, drink, and party with all their friends. This person is highly social and seems to know everyone @ the party. They Show up at a good time, usually appearing suddenly without making an entrance. Because of their popularity, they are often invited to multiple parties at once. They stealthily vacate and "party-hop" too their next location. Almost ninja like.
Wow, she's such a party ninja, She's hitting up my buddies party too!
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Ghost Ninja; to randomly disappear on your friends while out and about.
Where is James? I checked everywhere, no clue. He must have hit us with the ghost ninja. Again, he was just next to me, man he is slick.
Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.
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the super secret MOS of the American Army. know only as a 99-Zulu
Ranger: Did you see that guy kill four tengos with his bare hands, then climb that wall to escape?
SF Guy: Yeah. Must be a 99 Zulu
Ranger: Holy Shit... Combat Ninja.
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