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Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets
driving above legal speed limit
i was ticketing past that Ferrari in my sleeper
if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some
person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you
Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.
Look out for that Ticket sniper on the right!
What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.
Ticket queens hog all the glory.
When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.