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Must be spelled with all capital letters in order to be correct, or you'll be roundhouse kicked through the fifth dimension.
While Jesus was the son of God, CHUCK NORRIS was the father of god.
Some facts include:
Jesus can walk on water, inpressive? CHUCK NORRIS can swim through earth.
CHUCK NORRIS is so straight, he never touched a single man in his life, whenever he gave a man a roundhouse kick, he was merely kicking the space in between his foot and his victim's face. (like in the movies, but all victims still died from massive head trauma.)
CHUCK NORRIS can divide by 0.
CHUCK NORRIS is watching...always.
CHUCK NORRIS's daily excercise routine includes wrestling bears, holding back airplanes with his bear hands, pushing trains, and lifting mountains with ease.
CHUCK NORRIS was born 10 March 1940, the Cold War ended 11 March 1940, just saying.
This concludes my definition of chuck norris. (A dimensional rift opens before me as the all mighty roundhouse kick of justice bends reality itself while almost making contact with my face. Don't forget to capitalize! )
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When u clip a close-pin to your nipple and make a man suck the close-pin
Jay gave that dude a dirty chuck norris
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A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.
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Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee
bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.
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1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.
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A vagina that strongly resembles a large penis
Your mum has a Chuck Norris Vagina
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Chuck Norris is ga-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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