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Every other Tuesday you absolutely rail a pair of tits
Yesterday was Titty Fuck Tuesday and I railed Sandras pair of nice tits
When you watch corn hub while putting corn in your urethra on a tuesday
Hey ryguy why is there corn in your urethra
Because it's Corn hub tuesdays
One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.
Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”
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An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.
me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.
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Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.
I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!
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A long standing tradition where people adorn themselves in green shirts. Not green dresses, not green jackets, not green UNDERshirts but SHIRTS.
George is wearing green, it must be green shirt Tuesday.
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To molest or fondle an alien crotch.
Man, Susie really gave Lord Xenu a sweet Light Tuesday. He blew his scorb gelatin all over her.
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