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Someone people wouldn’t normally date like a weird looking girl with braces.
Damn you really out here looking crazy with that charity case.
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Someone who hogs the ball in basketball.
Yo man you are a true head case.
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A term commonly used when talking about one and two pound and silver (50p, 20p, 10p and 5p) coins. Silimar to lower case change.
The machine have given me upper case change.
Bryce Case, Jr. (b. August 23, 1982), otherwise known as YTCracker (pronounced "whitey cracker"), is a former cracker most known for defacing the webpages of several federal and municipal government websites in the United States, as well as several in private industry at the age of 17. Case later became known for his work as a Nerdcore hip hop artist. Highly intelligent and scientific, a scholar and a gentlenerd.
what do you think about Bryce Case Jr.?
I think I would like to fuck him.
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The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
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A relative phrase, never to be uttered or even thought, lest a worse situation should arise.
A man was riding a mule along a steep mountain trail. Suddenly, a cougar darted in front of him. The mule spooked, pitched him from the saddle, and ran further down the trail, taking the man's gun, gps beacon, and supplies with it. The man tried to run, but found that his ankle was broken. He attempted to back away, instead, but his ankle collapsed on some loose stones and he fell backwards toward the precipice, catching himself at the last moment on some old tree roots. As he hung there, with the cougar pawing at the gravel above him and the roots beginning to come free of the rocky soil, he saw a bright cluster of wild berries just within reach. In despair, the man leaned out, grabbed a handful and began chewing on them -- to his surprise, they were wonderfully sweet! Savoring their taste, the man decided that he had, by all rights, lived a good life, and he braced himself for the worst.
Suddenly, the cougar pounced! The man jerked back, and to his amazement, the cougar sailed past him, lost its footing on the slope it had aimed for, and plummeted to the canyon floor far beneath. A cascade of tiny stones followed the big cat, and larger stones followed those. The man looked around and realized that a larger set of tree roots had been revealed beneath the shifting stone. He wiped his free hand, reached out, and got a secure grip. Within a minute, he was back on the trail. As he was catching his breath, he saw his slightly skittish mule trotting back down the path, heading for home. He whistled, bringing it back to him. He made a quick splint for his ankle and threw himself back into the saddle.
A few hours later, he was back at his campsite, where he told his fellow campers one of the most amazing stories they had ever heard. The man ate a hearty meal, took some aspirin for his ankle and his nerves, and went to sleep in his tent, anxious for the morning ride back to civilization.
He never woke up. The berries he ate were poisonous.
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Whatever you are thinking, you haven't found the worst case scenario yet. Don't pretend that you have.
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Written as 'OWNAGE'
The ultimate form of Ownage of which can only be utilized in the most serious of circumstances.
Used to describe a scenario, most likely to be in an online gaming arena, whereby an individual has had it well and truly brought upon him.
The word OWNAGE, and its close relative Ownage are two very different terms and caution must be taken in bringing out the former unless it is unanimously believed that another individual or group of individuals have genuinely been dominated.
NoobHunter: Imma cook a frag on y'all ass.
(3 Noobz get owned at once)
NoobHunter: Dammmmmmmm!!!!! OWNAGE!!! this deserves a severe teabagging.
Noob: How humiliating, NoobHunter just brought some serious upper case ownage on our ass's
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