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The act of gathering a group of friends together to track, hunt down, and humiliate hipsters. As you all know, the hipster phenom is sweeping the country more rapidly by the day. Facebook was far too conformist so they seceded to a website where hipster social networking is king - Tumblr. Rebelling against parents, listening to bands whose singers sound like their brains are hemorrhaging, bad-mouthing hot chicks who want talk to them, wearing the same flannel shirt for weeks, not washing their hair - all traits that a hipster is often linked (but not limited) to.
So do the world a favor, call up your buddies, grab a couple cases of beer, get out there and go give these self-righteous tools something that's actually worth crying about!
Realistic Person 1: Dammit I'm so sick of Derrick's gay ass bandanna and his shitty band.
Realistic Person 2: Sounds like somebody's ready for a good ol' fashion hipster hunt!!!
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I would like to write this defintion as a response to the others. Fox hunting is not just a sport, it serves the purpose of controlling the fox population, which you would see is necessary following a little research into the issue, 'who care's?' who described it as 'in the name of nothing'.
Fox hunting is commonly misinterpreted by such prejudiced, narrow minded people as 'Andy' as a sport for the landed gentry. All I can say is don't be so bloody stupid. The majority of people who follow the hunt are ordinary working and middle class people. You are merely spouting a load of townie preconceptions that have no basis in fact, and the 'inverted snobbery' comment from 'James' further down was spot on.
And I would also like to mention that the fox is only ripped to pieces by the hounds AFTER it has been killed by a quick bite to the neck causing a death with the minimum of pain. The images you see from the RSPCA and the like (an organisation I would usually support) are just corpses, not live foxes. You may find this distasteful, but it can certainly not be described as 'cruel'.
You are also wrong in believing that the Hunt kills a fox every meet. I'm not sure of the exact figures but I would estimate that the fox has at least 50% chance of getting away. Also, your lack of historical knowledge, 'Andy', detracts from the validity of your whole 'argument', if it can be called that. Fox hunting dates back to Roman times, while general hunting with dogs as far back as the Ancient Egyptians. You are clearly making it up as you go along. Small farmers are exactly the people fox hunting protects, as they are the ones who suffer most when a fox kills every single chicken they own, or wipes out their new born lambs.
I strongly believe that anyone who takes the time to find out the facts about fox hunting will support it. The ban is an unfair piece of legislation forced through by discriminatory and ignorant MPs. Just compare the argument on RSPCA.com with the one on countryside-alliance.com and you'll see which one has no actual facts to back up its constant bleat of 'cruelty'.
Fox hunting should not have been banned, which anyone who understands the issues invloved should realise. Anyone who believes the foxes are better off with the ban is severely mistaken.
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Country activity carried out by normal, wage-earning, mortgage/tax-paying people, but which is vilified by town-dwellers because foxes look cute and TV tells them that "people who hunt are toffs" (although why being a toff is bad is not clear - inverted snobbery).
Hunting is as much fun as it possible to have. It will probably get banned, but we will carry on doing it anyway. Much police, CPS and court time will be wasted on trying to enforce a ban, meanwhile real crime continues unabated.
The Meynall pack is meeting on Feb 19, but we are just "exercising the hounds".
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What a guilty Witch screams loud and often when they are close to being prosecuted for a crime that they have committed.
"There have never been any children in my gingerbread house! This is a total witch hunt!"
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The act of seducing an elderly woman and getting on her will before she dies.
Guy 1: "Hey what is Tom doing talking to my grandma?"
Guy2: "Don't worry he is good will hunting"
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an event in which 5 or more testosterone filled boys spend a night searching for the finest honies in a nearby area.
I can't wait to get mad whop on that bitch hunt this saturday.
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Fox hunting is a traditional countryside sport and is the only feasible way of controling the population of foxes. Contrary to popular belief it is a far more humain and fair way of reaching a healthy population when you consider that the only other available forms of culling are unnatural and artificial - gassing shooting Furthermore it is common for the hunt to ask the fox if he consents to the chase considering the little bastard has written off most animals in the local area all for his own enjoyment. The hunt followers who take part in the event fund the hunt staff (who are the only people who fully understand the sport) and in return spend the day boozing and chasing after loose women, in fact seeing the actual kill is fairly low on their list of priorities. The recent ban was a below-the-belt stab at the countryside and people associated with the sport. It has nothing to do with the welfare of the animals involved and generally has put more pressure on the government to continue their reign of stupidity to please a nation of big-brother watching, macDonalds eating, car stealing, council estate slobs
im bored of bungie jumping and sky diving lets do something really exciting like fox hunting!
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