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When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.
Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.
Ya I know, I watched.
Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh
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When a person gets mint chocolate chip ice cream, puts it on their female friends pussy, and eats her out.
Caution doing this may cause head and pussy freeze
Billy bob- what did you do last night?
Eduardo- oh I mint chocolate clit a girl.
Billy bob- did you get a brain freeze?
Eduardo- nope but she sure got a pussy freeze.
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Mint Juul pods may be called Mint Pre Cum.
Mmmm I got some of that mint pre cum. Yo hit me with that mint pre cum
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Someone so un-attractive that no matter what they do, there will always be ugly
Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
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when using something green as a dildo and then shiting green ooze after
man i had a huge ass mint last night after using that cucumber
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That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.
I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.
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a zesty tidbit of information that may result in someone being forced out of office.
The quid pro quo with Ukraine is a peach mint that has resulted in Congressional hearings.
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