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Hugging the Puppy

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

by puppyhugger September 18, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


puppy dog

the look you give when you want something really bad; or when your trying to look innocent but your really devious.

"dude, she gave me the puppy dog look and i couldnt say no. she looked so innocent but i know deep down she's not..."

by karliholmes?! August 5, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sick puppy

A degenerate lowlife.
A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.

That sick puppy kid from down the street dumped our trash can all over the yard! Looks like he got your used tampons again.

by jsd9632 February 14, 2012

40๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


puppy love

some people may consider puppy love as just a crush, but it is real love
puppy love is the most innocent and purest love there is

puppy love is pure love usually between young people

by allthingsever June 20, 2014

18๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


SPUNK-PUPPY

young, sexually active, usually teenage, boy used for gratification by older gay man

that lad is just a dopey spunk-puupy

by Attilla the Hump June 11, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


fudge puppies

word to say when you wanna say f*** but there is a respectable adult in the room like ssshhhhugar, or flimble

holy ffu- fudge puppies

by team radish June 11, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fluffy puppy

A sexual act in which a male shaves his pubic hair, inserts the hairs into his partners anus, cums inside his partners anus, which is then followed out by the partner defecating out the feces, semen, and hair mixture, i.e. a fluffy puppy.

My girl asked me to make a fluffy puppy last night, but I already shaved.

by maldin31 August 11, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž