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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023


DJ Maxi Pad

A term of endearment , also known as Amber Heard AKA Amber Turds on beds

Leave me be DJ maxi pad

by Priscilla D March 16, 2024


Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 28, 2022


Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment

shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.

by tickledmeelmo March 5, 2023


Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.

Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!

by Milano325i August 18, 2019


porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 23, 2011


Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 May 12, 2018