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sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

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Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009


Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

by DarkElite777 December 4, 2007

58๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


trailer-parker

a trailer parker is "someone" who lives in the filth of his own mother. the reason mother is because most of the time trailer parkers are born of incest, and the brother and sister go seperate ways after being rejected by court for mariage. trailer parkers most frequently reside in trailers, however you might be able to find a few loitering at mcdonalds for food or drug money. alot of the trailer parkers have been known for spending time around a rich person's home only to cause structural damage and to illeagaly obtain technological devices, such as nintendo DS's or wireless controllers. trailer parkers are easilly reconized; they have artificially colored hair, they wreak of cigeretts, alchohol and gunpowder, they aways wear clothes that are too big and have something that resembles wealth or fighting or hunting or some other redneck attribute, such as a large medalion in the shape of a dollar sign ( $ ). there are some acceptions, like when they accually bathe each day or so.

alchoholic who resides in a trailer, usually female or male but sometimes castrated. trailer-parker, trailer garbage

by djnthewhale April 1, 2011

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A Pink Parker

A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.

Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last night.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

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sarah jessica parker

A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.

Christina Aguilera
Madonna

by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005

1224๐Ÿ‘ 491๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sarah Jessica Parker

a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact

by t.nu September 1, 2011

55๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž