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A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.
This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
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(v.) Occurs when selling drugs to a sketch person that you don't know, like, or care about. The seller will take out any amount for his/her own personal use and then sell the short sack to the square who probably doesn't have a scale anyway, so don't worry.
Dealer Man: "If niggas be talkin all stupid on the phone, i pinch his/her sack."
Jose:"That freshman with the hearing aid just asked me if i could get him an 8th of whacky tobbacky. Is he for real? "
Todd: "That dude looks like Mincus from Boy Meets World, you have to pinch his sack."
Jose: "Its a done deal."
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The longest dicc in the universe
I finessed yo girl with my two inch pinch
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A rusty trombone for the ladies.
What woman wouldn't like the pinch pot mud works?
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while chilling in the dugout you grab a pinch of your favorite dip and throw it in before the first pitch of the ball game to ensure good luck... F.P.P
David: Dude you got a chew I need a first pitch pinch?
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