To "simply do one more thing to help society than you did yesterday. We don't need laws to tell us what to do. Act as you want others to act. The Religion of EDM culture is a good one. Our goal is to grow, spread love and positive energy throughout the world. We are the catalysts of change. It doesn't matter who or what you pray to. That is for you. If you care about someone or something do something about it."
The lifestyle of Electronic Dance Music is the Religion of EDM
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When a woman surpasses the need to live her by "hoe is Life" and transcends to the next level of hoeism .
'why did she stop hanging out with us ?'
'didnt you hear , hoe is religion to her now.'
First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.
Here's a brief history of western religions.
The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.
girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
the fake religion that worships barney the dinosaur, Duolingo,Dora and , Peppa pig
i love barneysaurism(religion)
The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.
Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”
Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."