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A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets
me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”
friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”
An amazing person with an amazing attitude, very loyal, loving, honest, caring, and trustworthy. Someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with. A great friend and will always stand up for you and tell you if something is wrong. They never sugar coat the truth and will tell you how it is. Hard to love but loves and cares hard for the people who stick with them in hard times and easy times, will never let you go and will always strive to be the best and push them self and others to meet their goals.
Girl#1 “River Ford is over there”
Girl#2 “omg i love her shes so sweet”
Guy#1 “im gonna shoot my shot”
When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.
I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.
The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River
Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it
A small town in southern weed where the only thing to do is walk around the shitty 1mile x 1mile town while blitzed as fuck. The one redeeming part of Rogue River is that an utter fuckton of weed is grown there. Did I mention rednecks? Yeah rednecks.
Rogue Riverian 1: do you have any dreams of leaving?
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We don’t do that.
When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.