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When fornicating with an epileptic person and they begin to have a seizure. One then holds on for dear life and a world record.
As soon as the man noticed the clapping sounds turning on and off the lights, he knew he was in for an Epileptic-Rodeo.
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When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=
Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!
MAGA 2020!!!
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When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.
Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!
(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)
a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man
b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm
yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)
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When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.
Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS
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when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself
the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum
E.T.B.R.: The action of when two men are dually penetrating (ass + mouth or vagina + mouth) a women and then proceed to high five above the female. Then one or both yell "BOBCAT" which initiates a friend, fully naked, to jump out of a nearby closet or door and make an expression of a bobcat, “MEOW” “MEOW”, in rapid succession. Which in turn startles the female, and then the two men that are high fiving try to hold on for at least 8 seconds.
My friend Joe and I began to dually penetrate a girl. We then high fived and yelled "BOBCAT." John jumped out of her closet and screamed “MEOW” “MEOW” just like a bobcat. She tried to pull away but we held on for 8 seconds. Man that night was epic we pulled that Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo off perfectly. But she never called me back?
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