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some teen from middle village that for some reason loves to lift heavy ass weights and act brawlic, but still be girly and obsessed with boys at the same time.
“Who’s that girl at Phillies?”
“Oh that’s just Samantha Hodurski.”
3👍 2👎
Will use you, stab you in the back, walk all over you... She will sleep with your boyfriend,brother, father, cousin, grandpa, son, daughter, girlfriend, sister, mother, aunt, grandma...etc.
Having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, you wont feel a damn thing adn you might want to tie a 2 by four on you just in case you fall in!
She is a baby killer. When she is not killing babies she is PRETENDING to be pregnant
Theres Samantha Dementer, grab anyone you care about she will sleep with them and give them something
16👍 16👎
WHERE DO I BEGIN ON THIS AMAZING HUMAN BEING?! She’s the greatest friend you could ever have but ugly asf. Tall. Beautiful. Sike. :( lol if she’s coming your way just run and don’t stop until you lost her. She loves to make eye contact..... like ALOT. But with her amazing brown eyes you will love that eye contact. She looks sorta Asian even though she’s mexican. Sweaty. FUNNY. Biggggggg booty;) sike flat. She’s ugly remember. Loves chick fill a and peter piper and Dr Pepper and electronics. She has sooooooo many friends but if your reading this don’t be Samantha’s friend even though she’s an amazing friend just dont.
Guy 1: she’s flat
Guy2: ITS a Samantha duhhh, of course she’s flat.
1👍 11👎
A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.
Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
4👍 3👎
a freak that loves to poop and obsesses over guys named William and poptarts. She loves to eat people and has a tendency to flare her nostrils when its bed time.
Guy: Who was the last person that went into the bathroom?
Girl: Samantha Marie...
Guy: What a pig! She stunk up my entire house!
Girl Well that's Sam for you!
17👍 22👎
Samantha is the prettiest girl in the world. She had an amazing boyfriend, whos boyfriend's name starts with the letter A. She is sensitive. She has very bad anxiety problems, but her friends help her overcome them temperarily. She has her hair dyed a lot, and she gets what she wants most of the time. She goes to the movies often, and loves to hang out with her friends.
She likes to tap dance for African Americans.
"Whoa, she is soo pretty. Shes such a Samantha Brooke. "
11👍 13👎