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To Have A Teacher or Other Authority Figure Read Your Printed Urban Dictionary. And Not Have Noticed Any Of The Sexual/Drug Related/Swearing Defs.
Teacher: Hey Let Me See Your Urban Dictionary
Kid: FUCK!!!
Teacher: LOLZ
Teacher: Ok here you go
Kid 2: You Just Got Urban Dictionary Saved
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A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.
Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.
Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).
“Dude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”
“Oh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”
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Hooly frick you are bored as hell. Please, do not read the rest of this "definition" for it contains very boring content
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All changes saved in Drive - When all your written data on a Google Document page has been saved into your Google Drive. This text appears on the top and next to the -Help- button on the row of options underneath the title.
Saving... All changes saved in Drive
ok that's it
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When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
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A body-positive slogan started by model Ashley Graham.
It is used by many people for/in different ways. Some will say it as they are attracted to thick thighs, some say it to feel better about their thick thighs, and rarely people will say it as they know research shows that those with thicker thighs are less likely to die from heart complications.
It was popularised by a number of groups. The main group is those who wear merch of anime girls with thick thighs. The merch often says "thick thighs save lives". The people that wear the merch also often say the slogan.
Those who have thick thighs and/or want to promote body positivity will often say the slogan and wear clothes with the slogan on it. Some guys will also say the slogan as they are attracted to thick thighs.
The slogan is also used against pro-restrictive eating phrases.
Person 1: My phone nearly fell in the toilet but my thick thighs caught it!
Person 2: You know what they say- thick thighs save lives!
Person 1: Yeah my thick thighs saved my phone from ending up in the toilet.
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To not be afraid to get, in a timely manner, before you become a pill-popping trainwreck,appropriate psychiatric help for issues like a personal drug habit
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it is for boys to use on girls. much like girls say "thick thighs save lives".
Nalan: Thick thighs save lives, Niko.
Niko: Yea? Well big dicks save chicks.
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