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Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 2, 2022


abuse of the senses

Statement defining moments when you body goes through moments of absolute pain. Can be caused emotionally or physically.

Sally abused Candy's senses when she woke her up this morning.

Your music is abuse to my senses.

It was an abuse of the senses when I walked into the toilet this morning.

by podling October 18, 2010


Sense of humor

The wrong people think that if you have one you're not serious, because they're not serious. They don't get what a sense of humor is, they think it is making fun of double standards and bullshit like that. A sense of humor is like common sense, it's dangerous not to have one.

The bubbly girl thought that because what she said and did was unhilarious and showed a poor sense of humor she would never admit to having, because she thought she was the funniest person in the world (because she was a narcissist) , that everybody else was like her, just as silly as her. If they said or did something that other people thought was funny or got, even if she didn't, to her it meant that the other person wasn't serious, because she wasn't serious, (she didn't hold anything sacred enough to be serious about it) so nobody else was either.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021


Sense of humor

Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.

It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021


hardest-sense

Having the urge to act or attempt something at the hardest time to do so

Girl: Wanna take a break later if we need to and meet up for a bit?

Guy: You're a peculiar little person. You always wanna hang out at night when its hardest to do so.

Girl: It's not like I know until you tell me. I don't have a hardest-sense.

by Fendermastery January 8, 2010


Yenta-Sense

A nosy neighbor that can sense when you’re up to something and wants to know ALL the dirt.

I can hear Karen and Greg fighting. My yenta-sense is tingling and need to get the gossip!

by Politically Incorrect 77 February 3, 2019


That does not make American sense.

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.

You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.

by AllSeeingElephant June 12, 2024