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HRese for saying no.
Generic Rejection Email: Thank you for your interest in Acme Corporation.
Applicant: Finally a response! I waited 3 months for this!!
Generic Rejection Email: We have decided to move on to other candidates more talented and qualified for you.
Applicant: ...oh.
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Special/Second Edition.
A low-cost version of an existing product that has cut down/bastardized features and performance.
When it is not a dumbed-down product, it is instead an obsolete product rebranded and repackaged as a new one.
Typically targeted towards your grandparents that don't know any better.
A: Hey kids, I bought you the new iPhones for Christmas!!
B: Wow thanks grandpa!! 2022 is the best Christmas ever! Which one is it??
A: The new iPhone SE! The geniuses at the Fruit Store told me this is the newest one!
B: Eww!! That looks like Kenny McCormick's old phone from 2015!!
A DNA testing service that makes white people feel special about themselves by showing how much of a euromutt they are, but make any other race disappointed by only saying they are 100% of a specific race rather than showing their true ancestry
Chulsoo wanted to see what his exact ethnic background was with 23andme based on Korea's complicated geopolitical history with its neighboring countries. He demanded a refund after it said he was only 100% Korean.
A black person.
A: He ain't black, he a light skin!
B: What's up my... ninja.
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1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android.
2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal!
B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.
2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!
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An international student. Has very little rights, and cannot work off-campus. Also the ideal tenant, usually has rich parents and easy to evict if their financial situation changes.
Zhu Li is an F1er at UCLA, her parents pays for her tuition and apartment. If her parents can't pay rent anymore, I will let ICE deport her so she can't squat on my property!
1. A person who tweets a lot.
2. Korean term for a person who uses Twitter.
1. Elon Musk is probably the biggest Twitterian on the internet right now.
2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!
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