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The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.
"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."
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Pissing in a chicks ass during anal
"I was drunk....fucking her in the ass, and i had to take a leak, so i just gave that hoe the slippery mud shark"
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When DPing (double penetrating a chick) and you both pullout flip her over and switch holes.
Have her the ole slippery flip flop
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When a old man gets aroused and his dick turns to jelly
My grandpa shoved his Slippery Willy 200 up my ass
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An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.
Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.
Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"
Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!
Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"
Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
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mindless cmm chatter on a sick & twisted forum for lonely middle aged men
Slippery Slope Reasoning: But by deleting this thread you would create mass hysteria resulting in total anarchy which would drive healthcare costs up & by healthcare cost's rising that would in turn start a nuclear war within the states which would cause the republicans to keep control.
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