The ultimate comeback to any negatory statement made towards someone on the iNtErWeBs. Basically a trump card comment. Spelled with only the 14th, 15th, and 21st letters of the alphabet, this revolutionary phrase originating from the internet of âmemersâ is a phrase that can be used in all situations. Whether it be a racist joke, a classic your mom joke, incest joke, or something personal directed towards you- âNo uâ works in every situation.
Shaheer: youâre gay
Me: NO U
Shaheer: o shit nigga whereâs yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy
Me: I only have $2.50 tho ð
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The ultimate comeback on the internet. Whatever it may be, whether being told that you are ugly or to âstfu you weebâ (from personal experience) this short two word phrase can solve all your problems. I find that if someone says that you are homosexual, âgayâ or a âfagâ this comeback works the best. For the low price of a million dollars, (ask Donald Trumpâs father for a small loan) âno uâ is now able to be used in any situation! Millions around the globe have already bought and started using this phrase in their everyday life. Buy now!
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OPâs comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those theyâve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the trollâs motivation from pushing further.
Micheal: your gay
Sharon: no u
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Oh shit dude, did you see that new porno on Nutflix? Man, Iâm so ordering that.
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The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°) that I want to try ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
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The number one place to find a bunch of 13 year old fags/fuck boys in their natural habitat. Usually, you can observe them trying to obtain âeasy dubsâ and âsolo winsâ.
(Basically a 4k version of PUBG)
Marco: YOU HAVE AIDS
Austin: no u
Marco: HOE HOW MANY SOLO WINS
Austin: 69 niggy, you can eat my ass
Marco: Only if you drop the soap
Austin: Just because Iâm black doesnât mean Iâm automatically going to jail, you racist ass homo
Marco: Thatâs not how I was taught in my Christian household
Austin: Oh fuck off, if anything youâd be my personal prison bitch.
Marco: Touchè
Austin: oh~
Yooooooo boissss lets go play some fortnite maiii niggassss esketitttt
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When a woman shoves a lamp up her vagina and turns it on.
Daddy: That's a lit pussy!
Fam: Ikr!!
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( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
The Lenny face is all that is needed.
Oh yes...dadddyyyy....oh fuck...my pussy is so wettt!! Oh fuck me hardeer....mmmmm daddy!
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