Sock-Brick

A sock-brick can be made by putting a brick into a sock. This sock-brick can be used as a bludgeoning weapon, usually to crack open a person's skull.

"Man, Leroy tried to roll up on me last night, so I sock-bricked the shit out of him. I ran out when I saw his brains all over the sidewalk."

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sock ranch

Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed! My mom found the sock ranch when she was cleaning my room yesterday.

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come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

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Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

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rock sock

A rock sock is a sock, usually oversize, that is filled with stones, and tied at the open end. The stone filled sock is then used to dish out severe beatings.

"I've got a rock sock waiting if he gives me anymore freaking lip."

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dirty sock

when you shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping

that stupid uncle fucker gave me a dirty sock this morning

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Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

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