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A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.
Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.
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When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.
- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:
Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.
Boy: Alright, squat job it is.
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When you put an extreme amount of weight on a squat rack that even a body builder can’t squat. Then you put it On your shoulders and go down about 1 inch and come back up and rack the bar, and everyone in the gym is recording you and hyping you the fu*k up.
“ Bro I’m diesel, I squatted 700 lbs “
“Dude your not diesel, that was a NESP squat”
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The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.
Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
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When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick
Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!
whens something like a shits happens to you
I have been squat n eddied
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the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing
Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!
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