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Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.
We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.
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Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.
Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that
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You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.
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To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.
Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.
An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.
Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
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Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.
I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.
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