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The act of having sex with an epileptic person under a strobe light.
"Dude, I'm meeting up with a hot epileptic girl tonight." "Dude! Steak N Shake her!"
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the single most delicious thing that my mom makes
KID 1: wanna come over and eat?
KID 2: sure what are you having?
KID 1: my moms chicken fried steak
KID 2: FUCK YEA!(i just came a little)
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When the lips of a womans pussy are long and flappy, usually due to extreme use and/or abuse.
DAMN! The bitch in this porn has NASTY fish flank steaks, they hang down to her knees.
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put a girl on a swing. you push her and when she comes back you sneeze on her. you then wipe the snot all over her.
man i was at the park yesterday and this bitch was gettin on my nerves so i gave a flying cheese steak
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When two partners have anal sex, and the man takes out a lighter or a flamethrower to put inside the woman's anus to burn the flesh inside the asshole until you can peel it off. Then you take your well-done anal steak and put it up the woman's vagina until they squirt on it. Then you proceed to jerk off until you cum on top of it. When this entire process is done you will divide the steak into two pieces and share it with your partner.
I got very hungry when I was having sex, so I asked her if she was okay if I performed the Zambian Flame Steak. She didn't know what it was but it was fine because I showed her.
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When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina
I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed
Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.
At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"
"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."
"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."
"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."
"Okay...?"