Big Ten Ben

An alcoholic legend who beats death on a weekly basis after drinking ridiculous amounts.

brad - "HOLY FUCK! WHO DRANK THAT MUCH?"
tina - "Big Ten Ben of course!"
brad - "oh... whatever then"

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Sketch ten beds

An intensified formation of the dervative expression 'Sketch the bed'

Vide: Sketch (verb: transitive usage) and Shit the bed

Kyle: did you hear about Gashkham last night...?
Jon: I KNOW... Sketch ten beds!

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Ten pound hand

Rather self-explanatory technique used by a guy for suggesting and/or forcing a girl to go down on him. While making out or during a quick break, one hands is placed behind the head of said girl and gently but firmly pressed in a downward direction.

So Jenna and I are makin out, then I use the ten pound hand... she got the picture

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ten-second-tom

Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful.

Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!

Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!

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Ten Bob Head

This phrase has been used in Liverpool for decades.
1 Adjective. Description of a poor attempt to direct a football goalward with the head.
2. Adjective. Description of person who made the poor attempt to direct the ball goalward with their head.
Based on ten bob being a 50p piece, ball has spanged off one of the vertices of the 50p piece which is metaphorically on the footballers head. Ball heads off at a wild angle to that which was intended.

" That was a proper ten bob header mate"
" The state of that, you ten bob head!"

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drunk as ten Indians

Native American populations are plagued by a mutation of the gene for the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, which plays a major role in metabolizing alcohol. This mutation leads the poor metabolism of alcohol; thus increasing alcohol’s toxicity

Timmy hasn’t eaten today so he got drunk as ten Indians.

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Ten Second Epic

Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.

Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke

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