brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

Care Box

The place where comments you couldn't care less about are put.

Guy 1"Hey I just got a new job"
Guy 2 "yeah hang on a sec let me just put that in my care box"

box juggler

A guy (or girl) who dates two or more women at the same time, without the women knowing about each other.

Ramon is such a box juggler - he's seeing Dianne on Tuesday night, and Shelly the next morning!

House of Boxes

Houses that all appear the same, one after another in the same area. Can also mean Apartments too.
The term was mostly used in the late 1800's and early 1900's.

The term is used frequently in Katherine Mansfield's short story 'How Pearl Button was Kidnapped' written in 1912.

"In London, there are so many House of Boxes"
"Yeah, almost like in Little Whinging where the Dursley's house in Harry Potter is"

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hustle box

A female pussy, or female Vivian used to obtain money or other benefits.

Shorty needed to pay her rent so she used that hustle box to get that bread.

box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

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I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

Spam Box

Asshole.

I put it in her in box and in her spam box last night, if you know what I mean.