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When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness
Iv got drippy willy now
Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.
Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."
Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.
An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.
An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"
Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.
Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.
Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.
When you have the worst diarrhea of your life and should not be further than 4 seconds from a toilet. This mainly happens after eating at Willies's Grill and Ice House, but can happen at any eating establishment. You will think you have got it all out of your system, but once you stand up from the toilet, your stomach tells you its time to go again.
Boy 1: Hey let's go eat at Willie's
Boy 2: Nah man that gives me Willie's belly
When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.
Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."