a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.
Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?
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Are you trying to provoke me as to me get into a an act of violent physicality with you?
"yo, guy you got beef?, HUH? U GOT BEEF???"
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A temporary but uncomfortable oral condition that occurs when consuming crunchy, sharped-edged food, resulting in painful trauma to the roof of the mouth. Examples of common food items that cause Mouth Beef are: Antiseptically dry sourdough toast, tortilla chips (if eaten in great gluttonous handfuls), and Cap'n Crunchยฎ breakfast cereal (any variety).
Sorry, sweetcheeks, I can't make out with you tonight; I had five bowls of Cap'n Crunch this morning and have a terrible case of mouth beef.
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A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.
The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"
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taking a massive crap that you need to grunt out and leaves you out of breath. usually can't sit down for at least an hour afterwards.
Dude those wings last night had me pushing beef so loud this morning that my neighbors called the cops.
That fat chick was pushing beef at my party and clogged the toilet. I hope she gets crabs.
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a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.
ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick
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Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.
Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
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