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Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him
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Used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. Also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually assigned to the person in question.
Subordinate: Hey boss, I'm going to be in around noon. I'll be out cutting ham.
Boss: Ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. The big boss is starting to look at time sheets.
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\HA-MMM.sun-DAY\ - proper noun; A monumental feast consisting of ham or other pleasure full treats occurring on most Sundays. May or may not include ham.
"it's ham Sunday dude"
"we're trying to define the intangible here."
"it's not gay if you beat him up afterwards"
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a guy getting his way with another guy in a shower/locker room
Matthew(bends over to get soap)
Sammie(gives matthew a big plate of hachie ham)
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Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk
When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!
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Pink curley labia typically found on a white womens vagina.
She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.
Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.
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When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"
Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham
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