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Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president

by Perseph December 8, 2022


President of Catalina

A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.

Ahah ahaha lemme see your cock”! “Brah low key your totally the next president of Catalina

by Lurchinyourmom June 5, 2018


Class President

A position of uselessness and voter fraud. all this fucking mail in voting make my friend win. this is scuffed

My friend is now class president because of voter fraud.

by Voter Fraud January 26, 2021


instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.

After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.

by ProbablyAHacher June 25, 2020


pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018


President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.

"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.

by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020


President Snow

Admit it! We were all crying out loud when he died, main antagonist Katniss decides to execute him!!! (Dun dun dun!!!!) Even though the hunger games were the reason why everyone died, President snow is such a good person in fact, that the creators of the hunger games didn't have the guts to tell everyone HOW he died

Hello! I am president Snow

by Not zombie February 8, 2024