second plane

An event that causes serious loss, destruction, hardship, unhappiness, or death. A state of complete disorder and confusion. A disaster beyond belief.

referring to the second plane hitting the World Trade Center

see also: first plane and third plane

Hearing about my pacifist uncle going on a shooting spree was so second plane!

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Wet Second

Use of the mouth on the breasts and nipples to provide stimulation during sexual activity

Yo, Suzi and Matt were going to wet second on that couch in the middle of the party.

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Sloppy Seconds

A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.

I'll have 4 Sloppy Seconds please" ... "The young man would like a Sloppy Second

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Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

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sloppy seconds

Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.

My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.

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2 seconds

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

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Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

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