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Any behavioral correction administered with a broken bottle.
"I've always been nervous flying since 9/11. That's why I always order the little bottles of wine--anyone tries something, I just smash it and deliver some Ron Paul Justice."
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the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy
"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".
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The Thing That Happens When Retards Sleepwalk - They Mumble A Nonsence Word Believed By Many To Be: Ron De Chakka. The Word Can Also Be Heard In The Song "Africa" By Karl Wolf. WTF.
"Man, I Saw That Hobo Guy Gary Walking down the street and i heard him Ron De Chakka!
"Hey, Man, Whussup?" "RON DE CHAKKA!!!" "LOL n00bZ0rz"
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To over examine something so much to a point where you/everyone wants to punch the guy in the face.
Person 1: Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
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The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.
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A supporter of 2008 U.S. Presidential Candidate, Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is a Republican, but because he is not an evil, corrupted jerk like many other "typical" Conservatives, the followers of his policies and his race towards presidency are known as Ron Paul-blicans.
I hate John McCain, he's such an evil bastard. I like Ron Paul and his positions on freedom and liberty for the American People. I guess that makes me a Ron Paul-blican.
-Average voter
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a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
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