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Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.
Guy: hey what’re you up to?
Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?
Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.
Girl: oh cool.
Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
When someone is way too thin, borderline anorexic, just like all the popular tumblr girls.
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
Someone who sits on their ass all day looking at tumblr jacking off
Corbin is a real tushy tumblr.
Guys I sat on tumblr all day jacking off,
You're a fucking tushy tumblr.
Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.
Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale
(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)
“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??
yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”
The place where woketards, neo-feminists (Misandry advocates), rabid stans, "anti-racists" (They're often racist towards whites. The hypocrisy...), SJWs, mental illness glorification advocates and people obsessed with sexuality meet to share their madness through blogging and reblogging. As someone in this online dictionary said, this website is the world's first digital mental asylum.
Dyl: What is Tumblr?
Phyl: That website is where the social rejects group up and unleash their madness.
Dyl: So more like of a containment vessel?
Phyl: Yes.
It's an interesting website, though it's one that libtards try to gain dominion when it comes to political correctness. The Cabbie Homicide author came to there and did a piece called "No One Understands Chicago" as he examines former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva. He points out she should better educate herself in social studies and enroll in a psychology class to give her material more venom. The username of his tumblr is under his short name and real last name to show readers of his anthologies a bit where he came from before he was published as he has some rather in depth blogs. The post invoked a one sided twitter war where he kept his cool and she retorted with "I bet you talk to care bears." The tweet had him cracking up because she modeled her lyrical output more akin to Nu Metal than her Symphonic Metal contemporaries. The blog revealed some aspects about the 9/11 attacks as they're not an inside job as German magazine, Der Spiegel, chronicled with the English translation of their full length report titled "Inside 9/11: What Really Happened" as he bought the VampireFreaks admin this book as commentators were calling him a Conspiracy Theorist from the information this magazine pointed out. It's quite handy for Conservative bloggers as they can use youtube documentaries for additional venom to their in depth blog entries.
Tumblr is noted for a unique presentation of a write up for the lead singer of Bloodgood's reading of Edgar Allan Poe The Tell-Tale Heart and a presentation speaking about how one editor chose The Monkey's Paw for his most personal anthology project. It's also noted for noting the debate of KenHam and BillNye as a similar exchange happened between The Cabbie Homicide writer and "Dr." Kent Hovind's son as it was played up almost akin to his first science fiction story as he was known on VampireFreaks as.