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1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.
1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!
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The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.
"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"
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Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)
“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”
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when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex
After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.
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the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
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you let your partner sniff cocaine from the tip of your penis
dude, yesterday Zoe ask me to let her do the The Turkish salt shaker
When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.
This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.