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Fallout: New Vegas is a Role-Playing game developed by Bestheda Softworks. This game teaches you that taking burned books and pressure cookers will help you survive after a nuclear explosion and is very similar to Anne Hathaway's role in The Devil Wears Prada because you're constantly running stupid errands for stupid people.
It's 75% of the time annoying gameplay consists of running in fucked up zig zags across the Mojave Wasteland completing idiotic quests for 1 of the 3 more powerful groups of people, which results in the other two hating you for no reason. The limit for inventory items is 200, and what Bestheda didn't realize is that it takes more than 200 items to survive 2 seconds without being attacked by a group of unrealistically large scorpions when going to an undiscovered area.
This difficulty causes the player to take everything in their path, which will then cause the player to not only become "overencumbered" with in-game objects, but the several stupid quests that pop up when you're trying to complete just one.
Fallout: New Vegas is so annoying that it provokes the player to keep playing until they've finished it. However, it is actually quite a good game.
Player 1: Hey Come Play GTA With Us.
Player 2: Okay, I'll Play After This Quest.
5 QUESTS LATER
Player 1: Are You Gonna Play GTA?
Player 2: I'm Playing Fallout: New Vegas. I'll Play After This Quest.
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And absurd rumor about a certain boy of 811 having a large penis.
"Oh, you know, the Vegas Factor *obvious wink*" - Pat Manzi
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While having intercourse with a girl in the shower doggy style, preferably with her hands against the wall, you suddnely take the shower head and hit her in the back of the head. A well executed Las Vegas Loophole will cause the girl to hit her face on the faucet and she will pass out. She'll then be face flat in the drain. See cleaveland kiss, donkey punch and donkey kick.
While I was fucking the bitch in the shower, I did a Las Vegas Loophole, and she landed in the drain. Then I pissed all over her face!
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Any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through Las Vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.
Dad led us on another Las Vegas death march today - "Oh, come on, we're not wasting good money on a taxi! Rio is right over there!" You'd think he'd learned his lesson after the Circus Circus fiasco!
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Great fuckin' movie! Got to add some points that have been missed: based on real events while Hunter S Thompson was supposed to be covering the Mint 400 (not filming it) - it was originally supposed to be a Sports Illustrated caption, not a book on the American Dream written in pure Gonzo journalism. The attorney is based on the real man, Oscar Acosta, who was also there and is Chicano, not Samoan. Hunter tried to get first SI, then Rolling Stone to cover "expenses" but they were deemed too outrageous - Random House paid for it, giving them future control of HST's book.
"I have dealt with them all, at close range, and my only regret is that I stomped too softly on the bastards"
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The condition that is felt upon returning from a Las Vegas vacation back to real life. Usually lasts 4-5 days. Symptoms include staying in bed all day, heavy drinking by yourself, and attempts to book future visits in the near future. Productivity at work goes down the toilet...
Man that Vegas trip was great, but I think I'm suffering from Post-Vegas Depression syndrome.
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An groundbreaking novel with the full title - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream. Authored by Hunter S. Thompson, illustrated by Ralph Steadman. The novel first appeared as a two-part series in Rolling Stone magazine in 1971.
Journalist Raoul Duke and attorney Dr. Gonzo travel to Las Vegas in 1971 to cover a motorcycle race for a sports magazine and enjoy a haphazardly planned vacation. The vacation turns highly irresponsible and reckless as the two consume copious amounts of illegal drugs, commit various acts of fraud, and generally wreak mayhem upon the citizens of Las Vegas.
The novel is responsible for introducing an innovative literary style called gonzo journalism, a style of reporting that mixes fiction and factual journalism.
The novel inspired two movies - "Where the Buffalo Roam" (1980) and "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (1998).
I read "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", and inspired me to visit Circus Circus while on ether.
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