IT CAN WAIT

You use this saying when it can honestly just wait, when u don't give not one single fuk about someone's words or actions.

Her: You trynna fuck ??
Him: IT CAN WAIT

Waiting sausage

Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.

"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"

Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.

Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong

Uber Waiting Face

A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.

e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.

Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America

Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)

Submitted! And now we wait.

When you are done writing a definition for Urban Dictionary, you press the "Submit!" button at the bottom of the screen and then you will be met with "Submitted! Your definition will be reviewed soon.) and then you start waiting. Just like how I am gonna be waiting for this definition to appear on Urban Dictionary right now after I finish writing it.

Dave: Yes! I did it! Submitted! And now we wait.

Bro: Yo what are you going on about over here man?

Dave: I just submitted a definition on Urban Dictionary. Now we play the waiting game and wait for it to appear.

Bro: Oh. Well, that's cool. Anyways I'm gonna go now, have fun till then I guess.

2 WEEKS LATER

Bro: Yo you still waiting man?

Dave: Yes, I am still waiting bro. I am gonna check right now and see if my definition is here- YES IT IS LES GOOO!!

Bro: Ah, it appears that your definition has made it onto Urban Dictionary!

Dave: You betcha! I can't believe it man it only took like 2 weeks- hold on I have 0 likes but 4 dislikes? But my definition for Skibidi Toilet was so cool!

Bro: Wait, that was what your definition was about? Well uhhh.. I am just going to go now. Really really far that is. And when I mean far, I mean really really really really far.