say hello to my little friend

a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher

"You wanna play rough? Okay; SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

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friend masturbating at my house

A fucking faggot masturbating at my house

My 'friend masturbating at my house' and lets me know

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non gay gay friend

as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.

this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.

I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.

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says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

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Get a mug for your friend Georges.

do it. buy it in the store.

hey! Get a mug for your friend Georges. RIGHT NOW!

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give your friend money day

You have to give all your friends money one the 13th of October

Person1 oh hey it october 13th
Person2 okay here’s 20 bucks. Happy give your friend money day

International lose your friend day

On January 24th we all lose sm1 really close to us and then they become an asshole. I mean like it happened to me

Oh u lost a friend on the 24th same.

Odd that it was on the same day.
I guess that's what happens on International lose your friend day