A smart man at playing chess and likes korean woman
John likes zoe
John is Reagan friend
Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads
-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside
A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.
John was at my house with the imposter from among us.
A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken
Everyone needs a John in their lives
Big dicked ass nigga who’s cool as fuck
Is that John? I just know he fucks
Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny
John watches too many memes on facebook
Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.