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What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread
A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.
They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!
A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers
Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?
Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...
Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”
Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work
Looks like he is a john day today