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The act of preparing a New York style pizza on a woman’s Va-Jay-Jay (dough, tomato sauce, cheese, oregano). Then penetrating said twinkle cave so that the pizza wraps around the mans penis acting as a rudimentary condom. After the man has “arrived” in the pizza it is removed from the woman’s front bum, put on a sheet, and cooked. The pizza is then cut into 4 slices. The man feeds the pizza to the woman while she cleans his penis of all the ingredients by means of giving head.
Hey man, she begged for a Tallahassee Twinkie last night, but I gave her a New York Pizza Slice instead!
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The new age tough guy- is a wanna-be man sitting in the passenger seat of his girlfriends car yelling derogatory statements from the safety of an enclosed vehicle at people they do not like.
PSA: although many in number. Not a significant threat due to worrying more about you than themselves. Most will die off due to lack of success and motivation.
That new age tough guy just called me a faggit from 100 yards away. They are always a safe distance away.
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A term coined by Kiwis which refers to something average that nobody else in the world gives a fuck about except New Zealanders,.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.
Man 1: Have you been to that obscure attraction in the rural obscure town?
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand
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A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
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I feel like the "new guy in jails bum".
You look like the "new guy in jails bum".
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Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.
Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.
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When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin
Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold
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