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When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".
Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*
When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.
At a Michael's Craft Store
Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"
Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"
Japanese Cunt Hair
Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.
In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!
Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.
Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!
Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.
Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.
Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"
Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.
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A whore who has a face that looks like a cunt.
Used to mock flatmates who cheat at mario kart.
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