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October 22nd, national beat Riverside day. Even though they are the richest public school in VA, they still can’t buy a good football team.
“October 22nd is my favorite day of the whole football season, I can’t wait to watch Riverside get blown out again!”
No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.
Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then
The day bestest of all friends are born
Steph my bff was born today ; its October 22nd
October 22nd is national send a booty pic day
Alright bitch, its October 22nd time to send me booty pics.
Have sex with a wanna be sound cloud rapper day
October 22nd is the day your supposed to have sex with a wanna be rapper.
This day is the final edition to no homo day.
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
This day is the final edition to no homo day.
You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs
I love consuming BITs. of fLY
( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM
Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.