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Try this if your girl is really flexible!!This is done when you're standing up & having sex doggie style, your girl then procedes to bend further down & put your sack in her mouth for a tea bag!!
JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY IS DOGGY STYLE WITH A TWIST!!
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Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.
"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
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i cannot believe he pulled a Jack Dylan Grazer!
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When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it
I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie
The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!
Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.
What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!
A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"
Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"
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Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.
He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.
Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*