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Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker
Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING
when a guy has a bonner for another dude
the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed
the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed
Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
a green suspisious looking character from the lorax
muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay
He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:
That Guy: The hero who serves justice.
Not that Guy: The loser who can not stand up for himself and shouldn't bother trying.
Karen: I want to speak to your manager.
Karen Husband: Throwing a drink all over the waitress.
Not that Guy: Tries to step in and defend the waitress
Karen's Husband: Don't be a hero? You're Not That Guy!